The Grandfather Paradox 4 Credits
A dark roast so potent, it defies logic. We brew it using beans harvested tomorrow, roasted yesterday. Expect heavy notes of dark chocolate, volcanic ash, and impending realization.
Need a caffeine boost before your next jump to the Cretaceous period? Whether you are arriving from 1892 or 2092, we have the perfect brew to calibrate your internal chronometer.
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— Agent 42, Time Enforcement Bureau